Fishing Frenzy

Turtles, that's right, turtles. Yeah, sure they seem like they travel sluggish at first. They appear tame. They seem like they wouldn't do you a harm on the earth. Just roaming about on random pieces of real estate, nibbling on bits of fruit. Well, my friend, I'm sorry but you have been lulled into a false feeling of security. You see, the turtles of Rio de Janeiro have been plotting on us for a while now. They are giant marauding godless killing machines. And they are coming over to our apartments and hotels for a meal.

Anyone who has watched the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles knows what these cold blooded reptiles are equipped for. Kung fu, karate and all sorts of other violence and shenanigans. We haven't even reached the snapping turtles yet. Those are now being kept in reserve, waiting to be unleashed when turtles rain hell on Rio de Janeiro. Your pristine beaches of Copacabana and Ipanema will a vacation no more. It's turtle time and we're about to be shell shocked.

So how will the attack begin? Well first they're going to send their little minions out to be picked up by people and brought home to their flats and apartments. Even tourists will take them to their hotels. The idea is to have them as pets, in small aquariums. Little does anyone know that these acrobatic little demons are just lulling you into a false a feeling of security. Those rentals and accommodations that you thought would make for a nice little holiday will now be a hunting ground for these cold blooded reptilian killers. Without warning they will jump out from the little cardboard box you put them in and bite your flipping nose off!

So what would be the recommendations to deal with these armored invaders? Whether you are staying in apartments, hotels, or flats the fact stays that you are still vulnerable. Not surprisingly it may be possible that you can find rentals which will be more secured accommodations keep in mind that the threat continues to be. The shelled assassins of Rio de Janeiro are coming for you, any time now.

Of course you probably never would have guessed that your stay in Ipanema or Copacabana would be like this. Who could possibly foresee a turtle invasion of this magnitude. That's right, no one. It was their strategy all along. The greatest trick that the devil ever played was convincing the world that he didn't exist. Apparently these aggresive little tortoises have played the same sort of trick.